teh-Quote Thread

[Eric]

From what I can recall we had a category in teh-Nookies which was entitled best quote. As it turns out There was only one nomination, and the quote could not be remembered. I am fixing this problem with this thread. This is teh-Quote Thread.



Please post in this thread:

• The quote
• Who said it
• The date
• The thread/chat session it was posted in

Try to keep chat to a minimum so the quotes and your banter will not be confused. But do feel free to comment on the quotes!

[14:43:46] <JoseyWales> chat died..
[14:43:48] <JoseyWales> that aint cool
[14:43:52] <DozenMarks> so fix it
[14:44:03] <JoseyWales> im not a doctor damnit
[14:44:06] <Mr_ZAP> We need Telly.
[14:44:07] <DozenMarks> i offered kris' rectum to you earlier
[14:44:09] <DozenMarks> now go take it
[14:44:12] <Mr_ZAP> She always fixes chat.
[14:44:13] <JoseyWales> oh wait... i used to be a doctor
[14:44:18] <DozenMarks> and you leave her cats alone, you sick sonofabitch
[14:44:22] <JoseyWales> lol
[14:44:27] <Mr_ZAP> .......
[14:44:31] * JoseyWales advances towards Kris' anus
[14:44:37] <JoseyWales> hey baby
[14:44:48] * DozenMarks takes pictures for slideshow
[14:46:52] * JoseyWales takes off Kris' pants
[14:47:01] <Mr_ZAP> 0_o
[14:47:03] <JoseyWales> now my dear, its just me and you
[14:47:13] <Mr_ZAP> And several others.
[14:47:26] <JoseyWales> yea those people too
[14:47:31] * DozenMarks closes door to sound-proof room to give them time alone
[14:47:38] * DozenMarks sits in front of two-way mirror and drools
[14:47:45] * JoseyWales takes off his pants
[14:47:56] * JoseyWales asphixiates himself
[14:48:05] * Mr_ZAP sits next to Jacob out of curiosity
[14:48:09] <JoseyWales> oh ye *chokes* eaaa
[14:48:24] <DozenMarks> you so much as breath on me wrong, zap, and i'm puttin' you in a hurtlocker
[14:48:32] <Mr_ZAP> .....
[14:48:35] * Mr_ZAP breathes
[14:48:40] <DozenMarks> now be a good girl and watch the show
[14:48:42] * DozenMarks offers popcorn
[14:48:47] * JoseyWales casts LVL 3 Hard on
[14:48:48] * Mr_ZAP accepts
[14:49:17] <JoseyWales> ok this is getting way too gay
[14:49:21] <JoseyWales> i cant continue
[14:49:22] <DozenMarks> lmao
[14:49:25] <DozenMarks> you must!
[14:49:27] <DozenMarks> it's art
[14:49:28] <Mr_ZAP> lol
[14:49:36] <JoseyWales> its art?
[14:49:41] <JoseyWales> well then... for the love of art ill do it
[14:49:42] <Mr_ZAP> Yes.
[14:49:45] <Mr_ZAP> It's art.
[14:49:51] * JoseyWales moves closer to Kris' anus
[14:50:19] * JoseyWales penetrates Kris' rectum and shove him against the wall while still asphixiating himself
[14:50:25] <JoseyWales> oh god..
[14:50:47] * DozenMarks opens door to sound-proof closet again
[14:50:50] <Mr_ZAP> Do it! Do it!
[14:50:52] <DozenMarks> coming out of there yet, eric?
[14:50:56] <JoseyWales> lol
[14:50:59] <Mr_ZAP> Eric?
[14:51:02] <JoseyWales> i cant do it anymore
[14:51:05] <JoseyWales> im laughing too much
[14:51:07] <JoseyWales> its too gay
[14:51:08] <Mr_ZAP> There's no one in there but you.
[14:51:18] <DozenMarks> ok
[14:51:20] <DozenMarks> zap, take his place
[14:51:22] <DozenMarks> you're a natural, anyway
[14:51:24] <Mr_ZAP> ......
[14:51:26] <JoseyWales> ill bet
[14:51:27] <Mr_ZAP> No.
[14:51:38] <Mr_ZAP> Fine.
[14:51:48] <Mr_ZAP> Lowe, you're coming too.
[14:52:14] * Mr_ZAP drags Lowe into closet
[14:52:24] * Mr_ZAP bashes him ober the head
[14:52:33] <JoseyWales> oh shi-
[14:52:37] <JoseyWales> its rape!
[14:52:44] <DozenMarks> YES!
[14:53:01] * Mr_ZAP puts his anal appendage in Lowe's mouth
[14:53:09] * Mr_ZAP splashes water on Lowe
[14:53:13] <Mr_ZAP> Suck down now!
[14:53:18] <JoseyWales> oh snap!
[14:53:27] <JoseyWales> ive never seen Zach get so down and gritty before i love it
[14:53:36] <Lowellite> this is pretty queer and im from san francisco. How do you do those actions? not that I'll take part in this
[14:53:37] <DozenMarks> what'd i tell ya?
[14:53:50] <Mr_ZAP> Do /me
[14:53:50] <JoseyWales> type /me
[14:53:58] <Mr_ZAP> Then add whatever you want in the end.
[14:53:59] <Lowellite> do me, eh?
[14:54:03] <DozenMarks> lmao
[14:54:05] <JoseyWales> if you plan on coming to this chat, accept the fact that 70% of the time this chat WILL be homoerotic
[14:54:09] <Mr_ZAP> 0_o
[14:54:24] <DozenMarks> and 60% of said 70% involves kris and/or eric
[14:54:25] <Mr_ZAP> Suck harder!
[14:54:30] <JoseyWales> and only like 1 ofus is really gay, not necesssarily in here now
[14:54:41] <DozenMarks> not necessarily absent, either
[14:54:41] <JoseyWales> 60%? id say more like 80%
[14:54:46] <Mr_ZAP> Who is it?
[14:54:54] <Mr_ZAP> Beege?
[14:55:00] <DozenMarks> and not necessarily telling somebody else to "suck harder..."
[14:55:02] <DozenMarks> <_<
[14:55:03] <DozenMarks>
[14:55:04] <JoseyWales> lol
[14:55:05] <JoseyWales> ahaha
[14:55:17] <Mr_ZAP> I can't do it anymore.
[14:55:18] <JoseyWales> I think its Juffy... but dont tell him I said that
[14:55:22] <Mr_ZAP> I'm laughing too hard.
[14:55:23] <DozenMarks> lmao
[14:55:24] * Sly (~matthewsy@cloak-BC685C58.hsd1.nm.comcast.net) has joined #tehnook
[14:55:28] <Mr_ZAP> Hey
[14:55:29] <Mr_ZAP> Sly.
[14:55:29] <DozenMarks> and here he is
[14:55:30] <JoseyWales> speak of gayness and look who enters
[14:55:34] <DozenMarks> sly, buddy
[14:55:37] <DozenMarks> we were just talkin' about you
[14:55:39] <DozenMarks> srsly
[14:55:43] <Sly> Hay guize, whats goin' on in hear?
[14:55:54] <JoseyWales> do you REALLY want to know?
[14:55:54] <Mr_ZAP> Delphi members, Sly.
[14:55:55] <DozenMarks> zap's confessing his love for teh menz
[14:55:58] <Mr_ZAP> Look at them.
[14:56:04] <JoseyWales> theyre all gone now
[14:56:12] <JoseyWales> only 2 left
[14:56:14] <Mr_ZAP> Some of them aren't.
[14:56:29] <Sly> I'm just popping in to take a break from my homework.
[14:56:37] <Sly> And to have sex with Eric.
[14:56:44] <JoseyWales> oh the irony!

fixed

[Mr. ZAP]

Oh god...*slaps forehead*

Ah well. It WAS funny.

[Moogle]

tl;dr

[Eric]

tl;dr

Thats why you are clueless to society...

Do you even know what year it is?

[DozenMarks]

[19:33] <forteexe21> arent vegetarians gay?
[19:33] <PudgyMoogle> I read it on your blog Sam...
[19:33] <DozenMarks> i dunno
[19:33] <DozenMarks> larry
[19:33] <DozenMarks> you gay?
[19:33] <PudgyMoogle> www.cockfacts.com
[19:33] <Lowellite> im in the game room
[19:33] <Kgod> I don;t think I should click.
[19:33] <forteexe21> im a meat eater
[19:33] * Kgod clicks
[19:34] <DozenMarks> yep
[19:34] <DozenMarks> you're gay

[Moogle]

[20:33] <Kgod> Uh oh
[20:33] <Kgod> rouse is coming out
[20:33] <rousedg> I just happen to like meat.
[20:34] <@PudgyMoogle> Man meat?

[Eric]

[20:09:52:] <Split> it is inevitable, but you know what Eric, I am getting sick of you, you are a new kind of annoyance.
[20:09:55:] <Split> You are a stuck up kind
[20:10:05:] <JoseyWales> stuck up?
[20:10:07:] <Split> You are so obssesed with being the coolest person in the world
[20:10:12:] <JoseyWales> i may be annoying and douche and an asshole
[20:10:14:] <JoseyWales> but I aint stuck up
[20:10:14:] <Split> You forget that you already are.
[20:10:20:] <Split> Yes, you are.
[20:10:24:] <JoseyWales> word up
[20:10:27:] <JoseyWales> thanks for reminding me

[Eli]

That was a fluke...>Total fluke....I might and might Not have been high at the time.

[Mobius 1]

That was a fluke...>Total fluke....I might and might Not have been high at the time.

Be a man, and take it liek one.

[Mr. ZAP]

Why is this thread not stickied?