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[Deya]

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[Deya]

Well, myself and DozenMarks were talking to each other while I was playing Dead Space today:

Myself: "Whoa"
Dozen: "What?"
Myself: "I just walked into a room filled with babies."
Dozen: "Shoot them. In the face."
Myself: "They're in cryotubes it looks like... Wait, what?"
Dozen: "Hahahahaha."

[Misterbiggs]

[01:35] <LuckInSpades> I penis you
[01:35] <Misterbiggs> you penis me?
[01:36] <Misterbiggs> am i supposed to respond with "i vagina you too?"

[LuckInSpades]

Allegations. All allegations.

[Eli]

[23:08] <split> because i don't like prison.
[23:09] <split> wow.
[23:09] <split> i just saw an old man staring at me through my window.
[23:09] <@the4thnobleman> plus i doubt they share personal info
[23:09] <@the4thnobleman> yay, creepy old guys
[23:09] <split> he had a mustache.
[23:09] <split> it was gray.
[23:09] * split nods.
[23:09] <split> yup.
[23:09] <split> gray
[23:09] <luckinspades> ...
[23:09] <@the4thnobleman> snake? Snake.....snaaaaaake!"
[23:09] <luckinspades> split is high?
[23:10] <split> xd!
[23:10] <split> that's going in funny chat quotes right ther.e
[23:10] <luckinspades> o.o)
[23:10] <luckinspades> wow, twice in one night
[23:10] * the4thnobleman !'s

lolololol

[LuckInSpades]

[23:44] <@the4thnobleman> I'd have lol'd, if I didn'tget distracted by my huge testicles
[23:44] <LuckInSpades> ROFLMAO
[23:44] <Split> Steve
[23:44] <Split> Put some pants on.
[23:44] <@the4thnobleman> Fuck that
[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> its nearly 2am, and im inmy room
01,00[23:45] <Split> Your balls are causing an eclipse.
[23:45] <LuckInSpades> ROFLMAO
[23:45] <Split> Your ruining my evening.
[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> To hell with clothes...itsgoddamn 74 degrees in this bitch
[23:45] <LuckInSpades> its 78 in here!
[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> Im about to crack a window
21,00[23:45] <LuckInSpades> I wish I could go no clothes
[23:45] <LuckInSpades> gods
[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> Fuck your hot assweather
[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> :P
[23:45] <Split> STEVE, keep your crack INSIDE your window.
01,00[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> You has options
[23:45] <@Nisha> 74 degrees?
[23:45] <@Nisha> That's not even warm
01,00[23:45] <Split> And it's like 50 degrees in oregon.
[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> Look...im avoidingteh-swampass
[23:45] <LuckInSpades> options?!
01,00[23:45] <@the4thnobleman> Im burnin up at 74
[23:45] <Split> I'm fucking freezing.
[23:46] <@the4thnobleman> I wish it were 50 degrees...i'd be wearing boxers at least then.
[23:46] <@Nisha> ..that's like...how warm we keep the house
[23:46] <@Nisha> Never go to California
01,00[23:46] <@the4thnobleman> <----polar bear
[23:46] <@Nisha> You will melt
[23:46] <Split> Steve.
01,00[23:46] <@the4thnobleman> Indeedy...im movin north
[23:46] <@the4thnobleman> I can just be a snowman 3 months of the year.
[23:46] <Split> Move to canada.
[23:46] <@the4thnobleman> of the abominable type.
[23:47] <Split> You'll be happier.
[23:47] <@the4thnobleman> Fuck that...-20, I drawthe line
[23:47] <Split> lol
[23:47] <@the4thnobleman> I'd like the poutinethough!
[23:47] <@Nisha> Moving to Canada would be awesome for about a week for me
[23:47] <@Nisha> Then I'd get frostbite and go backto California
[23:47] <Split> I'd just egg Kris' house.
[23:47] <Split> Then run.
[23:47] <@the4thnobleman> Not to mention, sittingat a park bench naked in the winter in Canada...NOT COOL
[23:48] <@the4thnobleman> Last thing I need is mynuts stuck to a park bench.
01,00[23:48] <Split> You couldn't do that if you tried steve.
01,00[23:48] <Split> Your balls would crush nearby kids.
[23:48] <@Nisha> Plus in Canada I can't sayawesome things like "HEY GUYS THAT GUY INPREDATOR GOVERNS MY STATE!"
[23:48] <Split> XD
[23:48] <@Nisha> "Man! Who in Predator DIDN'T endup elected?!"
[23:48] <@the4thnobleman> I think my testicles couldwarm canada 3 degrees.
[23:48] <Split> Not even.
01,00[23:48] <Split> Your Testes would melt Canada.
[23:48] <Split> Oh my god.
[23:48] <@the4thnobleman> The polar icecaps would be in danger
[23:48] <Split> I've found it out.
[23:48] <Split> STEVES BALLS ARE THE CAUSE OFGLOBAL WARMIN!
[23:48] <@the4thnobleman> Armageddon from mynuts!
[23:48] <@Nisha> HOLY SHIT
[23:48] <Split> Someone call Al Gore!
01,00[23:49] <Split> and get a really big chainsaw!
[23:49] <@Nisha> ...you call him
[23:49] <Split> CASTRATION!~
01,00[23:49] <@the4thnobleman> Fuck your chainsaw!
01,00[23:49] <@Nisha> I am a chainsaw expert
[23:49] <@Nisha> And I don't know that they make achainsaw big enough
[23:49] <@the4thnobleman> My pubes > any chainsaw.
[23:49] <Split> It's like a forest.
[23:49] <Split> Even Ax-Men would die.
[23:49] <@the4thnobleman> Thats why they stick to redwoods....my pubes....too much
[23:49] <Split> Too fucking much.
[23:50] <LuckInSpades> I think the last 10 minutescan go into chat quotes

[Misterbiggs]

Da hell? When did all this happen?

You're shittin' me... right after I left last night?? O_O

Edit: Zomg, 200th post!

[Eli]

[23:17] <LovelyLuck> LINK MY TAINT!
[23:17] <LovelyLuck> THEN YOU"LL GET YOUR SISSY DRINK
[23:17] <Misterbiggs> ...o.o
[23:17] <Misterbiggs> i dont know the html for that
[23:17] <SplaySplit> WTF IS YOUR TAINT>
[23:17] <Misterbiggs> taint..
[23:17] <SplaySplit> AND THE LASSI IS NOT SISSY!
[23:17] <Misterbiggs> mm
[23:17] <SplaySplit> Its just
[23:17] <SplaySplit> really tast
[23:17] <LovelyLuck> LOOK IT UP
[23:17] <Misterbiggs> how can i explain this?
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> anyways
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> its KIIIINDA 2am
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> and i KIIIINDA have class tomorrow
[23:18] <LovelyLuck> you can't leave
[23:18] <LovelyLuck> fucker
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> i have to o.o
[23:18] <SplaySplit> really tast
[23:18] <SplaySplit> There
[23:18] <LovelyLuck> ;.;
[23:18] <SplaySplit> Phone Sex Jobs and Employment at Madamay
[23:18] <SplaySplit> There
[23:18] <SplaySplit> luck
[23:18] <SplaySplit> is your fucking phone sex job
[23:18] <SplaySplit> NOW MAKE ME MY FUCKING MANGO LASSI!
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> LOL
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> fuck
[23:18] <Misterbiggs> touche split
[23:19] <Misterbiggs> i almost "lawled"
[23:19] <Misterbiggs> i had to hold it on
[23:19] <Misterbiggs> cause ppl are SLEEPING
[23:19] <Misterbiggs> AT 2AM
[23:19] <LovelyLuck> LOL

LOL

[Misterbiggs]

I had to hold it in***

My bad, 2 day old typo ...

[Eli]

20:00] <Misterbiggs> i dont like alexi cause hes..
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> er
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> not gunna finish that
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> but
[20:00] <SplaySplit> A crossdresser?
[20:00] <SplaySplit> A nigger>
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> i like him cause hes an amazing guitar/screamer
[20:00] <SplaySplit> A republican>
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> lead guitarist, at that
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> being able to do both
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> live
[20:00] <Misterbiggs> takes incredible skill
[20:00] <SplaySplit> Wait
[20:00] <SplaySplit> what was that thing
[20:00] <SplaySplit> your talking about
[20:00] <SplaySplit> Go bac.
[20:01] <Misterbiggs> oh
[20:01] <Misterbiggs> er..
[20:01] <Misterbiggs> attractive ...

lololol